Thursday, February 25, 2010

SUVs are SO NOT Cool

The owners of SUVs want us to think that they are

Lovers of nature/ wildlife

What we think of the owners of SUVs

They are corrupt politicians
Businessmen with loans who want to impress
Destroyers of the environment

The stupid drivers of SUVs do not know that their humongous vehicles are for rugged terrain and Not for the narrow crowded streets of Colombo. We do not think they are lovers of nature because we know that they are polluting the environment with their fuel guzzling monsters.

Disturb Wildlife
If they love wildlife they should not go into wildlife reserves and disturb the poor animals. These animals are restricted to the reserves by greedy land grabbing humans. Anyway if they are so desperate to watch animals they can hire a jeep for their occasional trips.

The drivers of SUVs intimidate me in my tiny fuel efficient vehicle so I hate them. The SUVs should be banned in cities. The streets are not perfect but we do not need SUVs to drive on them.

SUV owners do not Impress us. We think you are idiots at best
You guys who can afford SUVs can afford to buy a classy car like BMW, Jag, Porch or Merc. So please do. Then we will be impressed. The drivers of these cars not as aggressive as those of SUVs.


  1. ane apoi :)

    looks like you have finally found a place to ease up all your ane apois.... I enjoyed reading your blog and hope we can see more n more post from you :)


  2. i resent that my older brother has a SUV and....
    well, he might be ignorant,a show off and a bully but.....
    yeah SUV owners suck!